Career Dedication Gifts

"I go that extra mile!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

Requiem for a Workaholic

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Dunhomin"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."