Career Dedication Gifts

"I go that extra mile!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

Requiem for a Workaholic

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Dunhomin"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"