Office Devotee Gifts

"It's stress, I suggest you spend more time in the office and less on the golf course."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Working 9 to 5.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

International House of Paperwork

The boss and her baby

I'd rather be at the office.

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

Still Here

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Plumbing Company Executive

"I'm an assistance dog."

Desk sale

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

My Day - elevator magazine

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"