Job Lovers Pillows

'It wasn't the job, I loved the job! But with a family to support I had to look for something with better pay and prospects!'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

I'd rather be at the office.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Plumbing Company Executive

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

"I love my job!"

Latrinologist

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

'I'm looking over your resum?, there is one opening we have for you.'

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

'No, you can't telecommute.'

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

Workaholic on holiday 2

"You say you love your job. Are you nuts?"

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

Curse of the mutant gene.

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

New Pope.

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"We're looking for someone exactly like you."

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."