Job Enthusiasts Pillows

New Pope.

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

The Three Wise Queens

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'I received matching offers.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."