Progress Lover Gifts

Trends: A Brief History

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Turn, turn and turn.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

The Ascent of Woman

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Flag bearers

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

'It was love at first sight!'

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

DIY Hunting Trophy

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

Beginner Level Escalators

Technological Advances

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.

Self help books. One step at a time.

'Well, that didn't do any good -- I'm STILL illiterate!'