Progress Proponent Gifts

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Ascent of Woman

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Progress?

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Leftie Trump

Pollution Look

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

"If a man 'spains in a forest, and nobody is there to hear it, is it still toxic?"

Beginner Level Escalators

Technological Advances

Let me forget

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

'Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought that it could replace a great big guy like you!'

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

The Progress Bridge

Everyday Hospice

"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."

'Funny - you finish building one power station, and a few hours later, you feel like building another...'

"The days of horse and carriage appear to be numbered."

The Change Highway

'This is the result of a legacy of underinvestment.'

Trends: A Brief History

Hold Them Accountable in 2040