Progress Pundit Gifts

Searching for a gift that honors a dedicated progress pundit? Our collection features playful and inspiring items that capture a passion for growth, learning, and wit. Whether it's for a curious mind or a developmental enthusiast, these goods add a touch of humor and motivation. Celebrate their journey with a thoughtful present that speaks to their love of progress and creative pursuits.

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"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

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"The days of horse and carriage appear to be numbered."

"The days of horse and carriage appear to be numbered." mockup

"The days of horse and carriage appear to be numbered."

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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Hate Platforms

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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In the Guru District

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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Quality Control

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

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CEO du Jour

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Difference of Opinion

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"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes' mockup

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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Where does it all end up?

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"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?" mockup

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..." mockup

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

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"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money." mockup

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

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'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.' mockup

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait." mockup

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

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'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!' mockup

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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Obama Healthcare.

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"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

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New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge. mockup

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

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'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.' mockup

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

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'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.' mockup

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out." mockup

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

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Progress Pundit Gifts Collection

Progress Pundit Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the progress pundit—bring humor and inspiration to their daily coffee routine.

Progress Pundit Pillows

Find pillows that inspire and amuse—ideal for a space dedicated to growth, learning, and wit.

Progress Pundit Prints

Browse our prints that showcase the spirit of progress and innovation, adding personality to any room.

Progress Pundit T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the journey of progress and creativity—perfect for the dedicated progress lover.