Politics Pundit Gifts

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Tied up in red tape.

'I'll tell you what's wrong with the UN...Too many foreigners!'

Euro crisis: who's next?

"To representation without taxation!"

'Well, what the hell, now we're all present, let's make some decisions - just try not to look politicized.'

In. Out. Shake it all about

'Where was Lou Dobbs when WE were overrun with illegal aliens!'

"Our thoughts and prayers are with those who wanted a moral and ethical Administration,"

'Take a letter,'

Royal Wedding and the Austerity Programme

"He'll see you now, but I should warn you � he secretly despises you."

Similar But Different.

No no, this money is only for that ONE problem, right there.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Impeachment

'You think it's EASY being a buffer state?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

"Don't worry, Tony says it will all be fixed in ten years."

Ruination Before Taxation

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Victory in the Ashanti Wars, 1874

Modern Parliamentary Procedure. The "likes" have it.

'We need to get the message out that the Tories are about silly gimmicks and not intelligent debate... You put a video on Youtube and I'll send out some tweets on Twitter.'

'From now on. We're going to punt it.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

United they stand, divided they...

"Take us to your leader!"

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

"You were right about negotiating with terrorists."

"All in favor of our congressional pay raise say shhhh!"

"I bet these dummys now miss talking about Brexit."

Now Drones Are Coming For Us and Our Allies. This Could Have Been Avoided.

Here We Go Again

"Make America great again."