Political Punditry Gifts

'What does 'conventional wisdom' mean?' 'Have you ever watched a political convention?'

Annoy the media - Re-Elect Bush

Andrew Cuomo Faces Accountability

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'Cool - In 2008, I'll go on doing what I can do best!'

Be Careful What You Wish For. . .

'Emergency contraception??'

'According to our research, Senator, your campaign began to fall apart when you succeeded in getting your message across to the people.'

Trump, triumphant!

"Government shoul be more transparent, but not to the point people know who's to blame."

"...The recurring nightmares about Cleveland...Suicidal thoughts...Now Cruz is Lucifer?!!. . ."

Trump: Elephant Graveyard

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Where does it all end up?

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Obama Healthcare.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."