Progress Adventure Lover Gifts

Beginner Level Escalators

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Fight or Flight

A boy acting suspiciously

"They're comfortable."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Warrior Woman

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Trail mix?"

Bears going water skiing.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

A private jet takes off

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Fearless Frog Part 12

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Thug life on safari.