Progress Adventure Lover Pillows

Beginner Level Escalators

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"They're comfortable."

Fight or Flight

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A boy acting suspiciously

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

Warrior Woman

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

A private jet takes off

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Thug life on safari.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"