Collaboration Lover Gifts

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

It's the taking part that matters, not the winning.

"Staff support"

Group Think Time

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Home Sweet Home

Teamwork

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Collective Psyche

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Genius

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

When we believe together we achieve together.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

Eureka

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

Open Source.

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'