Luggage Logistics Lover Gifts

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Supply Chain

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

All gates.

Baggage Claim

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Your Luggage

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'