Luggage Lovers Gifts

"You overpacked again."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Supply Chain

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

It bag and no knickers!

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'No luggage.'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"