Luggage Aficionado Gifts

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

'This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

All gates.

Bag Lady.

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Commuter X-Ray