Luggage Aficionado Gifts

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

'This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"You overpacked again."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"Which free tote goes best?"

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

Bag Lady.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."