Luggage Enthusiasts Gifts

Suitcase Trailer

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"You overpacked again."

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Portfolio

All gates.

Bag Lady.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."