Luggage Connoisseur Gifts

Arrivals Lounge

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"You overpacked again."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

Suitcase Trailer

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"

'Folks, the airline regrets the crash, but it will provide you a life jacket at one hundred dollars each.'

Breaking up with a flight attendant

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.