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'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Narrow Load.

'Too much cargo in my pants.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

A railway station covered in advertising.

Where has he been so long?

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Fisherman Funneral

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

No poking doughboy

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'I ordered it from the catalog.'