Cargo Connoisseur Gifts

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Narrow Load.

'Too much cargo in my pants.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

A railway station covered in advertising.

Where has he been so long?

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

Fisherman Funneral

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

Cargo Ship Backlog

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

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