Carriage Connoisseur Gifts

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

25¢ Ride the Pony

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

The Hybrid

Skier.

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

"How much if I pedal?"

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

One Man and Two Trucks

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

2020 Panic Room

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"