Carriage Catastrophe Connoisseur Gifts

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Time to buy.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Reporter on Aleppo

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Clown Airbags.

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

Arrivals Lounge

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

On the dark road

Delicate man in carriage asking a maid to fetch an umbrella and hold it over him as he gets out.

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

'Kinda makes you wonder why we even bother to meet.'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Exhaust problems yesterday and today.

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise