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Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Time to buy.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Reporter on Aleppo

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

Clown Airbags.

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

Arrivals Lounge

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

The Ford Taurus.

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

On the dark road

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Delicate man in carriage asking a maid to fetch an umbrella and hold it over him as he gets out.

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

'Kinda makes you wonder why we even bother to meet.'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Exhaust problems yesterday and today.