Catastrophe Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Chiller Theatre

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Time to buy.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I dropped my goblet!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

The appointed time

Reporter on Aleppo

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Cluster Catastrophe

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"You're so organized!"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind