Catastrophe Enthusiast T-Shirts

Unlucky castaway.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

The hall of bad ideas.

"I dropped my goblet!"

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Venice Floods

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

New York Gondolier

The Future

doom.com

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

News: Flash Floods

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'