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"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

65 Million Years Ago

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Invade/Fail/Deny

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Militant Pacifists

IOC and human rights.

Emergency Firebreaker

Venice Floods

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

Get Ready for the Next One

The end is nigh.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Of all the days to sleep in!

"Hygge for the end of the world"

Speculative hoarders in times of scarcity.

How's the wedding planning going? Oh no. Invitations late, caterer not booked, flowers all wrong, dressdoesn'tfitatall. Bride down! Hate the cake.

Yeah, I can hold it until we find a cleaner place to stop.