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"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Venice Floods

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

The Future

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Cluster Catastrophe

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'Look on the bright side, you can't take it with you.'

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

The end is nigh.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

Of all the days to sleep in!

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

How's the wedding planning going? Oh no. Invitations late, caterer not booked, flowers all wrong, dressdoesn'tfitatall. Bride down! Hate the cake.

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"Hygge for the end of the world"

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