Catastrophe Follower Mugs

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Venice Floods

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

The Future

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

Cluster Catastrophe

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

'Look on the bright side, you can't take it with you.'

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

The end is nigh.

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"Hygge for the end of the world"

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Global Warning