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"If you cover your eyes, you can make it go away."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Venice Floods

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Chinese stock market

Ukraine Crisis

War 2023

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The bailout.

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Agency Moody's comments

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

The euro currency is a bomb.

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

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