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"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Fight or Flight

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Experts through the ages.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Coronavirus Debate

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

California fires and Coronavirus

Venice Floods

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'It looks like our time is up.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

Cluster Catastrophe

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

The end is nigh.

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"