Catastrophe Contemplator Gifts

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Fight or Flight

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Sisyphus during Covid

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Experts through the ages.

Coronavirus Debate

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Venice Floods

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

California fires and Coronavirus

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'It looks like our time is up.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

Cluster Catastrophe

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

The end is nigh.

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"