Catastrophe Buff Gifts

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"Yippee! I'm right!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Apocalypse Research Center

Scarpia's Palace

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Venice Floods

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Cluster Catastrophe

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Atomic Bear: Part 4

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

People run from a falling cloud

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

Twisters

A survivor from the Titanic standing on an iceberg

2012 Doomsday