Tragedy Buff Gifts

Scarpia's Palace

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Comedy and tragedy masks

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Apocalypse Research Center

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Final Selfie

Oedipus

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Medea' Studies

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Mixing Business and Pleasure

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'No, son, this is a theater, not the stock exchange.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift