Natural Disaster Buff Gifts

Twisters

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'Who needs guvmint anyway?'

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Experts through the ages.

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Tornado Season in America.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Atomic Bear: Part 4

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

"We've got water views again."

Souvenir of Iceland

A survivor from the Titanic standing on an iceberg