Natural Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

Drought in the Caribbean

Flood Deaths

Mother Earth

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Souvenir of Iceland

News: Flash Floods

"That's it! No more disaster films!"

Natural Disasters

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Alberta on fire

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Leaking washing machine.

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Where's the leak then?

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Twisters

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Typical Taurus.

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'