Tiny Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

News: Flash Floods

Where's the leak then?

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

If only they'd taken it with them!

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Alberta on fire

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"Engage! Your! Core!"

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Souvenir of Iceland

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.