Catastrophe Buff Pillows

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"Yippee! I'm right!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Apocalypse Research Center

Scarpia's Palace

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Venice Floods

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Cluster Catastrophe

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

People run from a falling cloud

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

Twisters

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

A survivor from the Titanic standing on an iceberg

Haiti - when is the next disaster on?

The end is nigh.