Catastrophe Comic Lover Pillows

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Cluster Catastrophe

'Holy shit!'

Clown Airbags.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Two hunters and a near miss

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

The end is nigh.

Of all the days to sleep in!

"Hygge for the end of the world"

Children and cat crashing on cart

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

Slapstick

Mrs. O'Leary's cow. 'Why can't she come out and play, Mrs. O'Leary?''

If This Had Been an Actual Emergency

Golf Cart Punctures

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

The End Was Near.