Cozy Catastrophe Lover Pillows

"Hygge for the end of the world"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Children and cat crashing on cart

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"Public display of rejection"

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

Nuclear energy

"Breaking news!" "The Hubble Telescope has just detected a rogue planet the size of Venus, plummeting through the asteroid belt. Its gravity is pulling Ceres and several dozen mountain-sized asteroids along with it." "NASA believes their combined gravity will be enough to pull Mars and the Moon along with them as they scream past Earth and plummet into the sun." "There will only be one place on Earth that won't be utterly devastated by gravimetric forces." "Find out where that is later in this b

It was to be their first, and last date.

Warning - Earthquake coming!

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

'1-800 GET LOST Gee, your phone number is an easy one to remember,'