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"Hygge for the end of the world"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Children and cat crashing on cart

Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

"Public display of rejection"

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

'1-800 GET LOST Gee, your phone number is an easy one to remember,'

It was to be their first, and last date.

"Breaking news!" "The Hubble Telescope has just detected a rogue planet the size of Venus, plummeting through the asteroid belt. Its gravity is pulling Ceres and several dozen mountain-sized asteroids along with it." "NASA believes their combined gravity will be enough to pull Mars and the Moon along with them as they scream past Earth and plummet into the sun." "There will only be one place on Earth that won't be utterly devastated by gravimetric forces." "Find out where that is later in this b

Nuclear energy

Warning - Earthquake coming!