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"Public display of rejection"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Volcanic ash...

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

News: Flash Floods

If only they'd taken it with them!

Pack Your Bags

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Souvenir of Iceland

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

"Hygge for the end of the world"

A young man creating an awkward silence

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

'Crisis Management Training'

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

Artists feed on tragedy.