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"Public display of rejection"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Volcanic ash...

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

News: Flash Floods

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Souvenir of Iceland

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

A young man creating an awkward silence

"Hygge for the end of the world"

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

'Crisis Management Training'

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

Artists feed on tragedy.

Fragile tether