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"I'm sorry Gary, It'll never work..."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"How come I always pick the bastards?"

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

Twenty thousand leagues out of his league

But I told you I just wanted to be friends. Sue. Ed.

"I see you've never dated a clairvoyant before."

"Public display of rejection"

"He was a lousy date!"

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

A young man creating an awkward silence

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."