Dating Disaster Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm sorry Gary, It'll never work..."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"How come I always pick the bastards?"

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

"He was a lousy date!"

"Public display of rejection"

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

"I see you've never dated a clairvoyant before."

A young man creating an awkward silence

Mother Nature

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

Twenty thousand leagues out of his league