Date-night Disaster Enthusiast Pillows

"Fancy a quickie?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

News: Flash Floods

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator.

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

"Besides it having no atmosphere, this restaurant seems to have a very bad attitude."

Souvenir of Iceland

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

"Public display of rejection"

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

'Talk about a disastrous blind date: A quick look at her teeth told me she was a lot older than she said...'

A young man creating an awkward silence

Discovering that he as out of cologne before his big date, Rodney quickly grabbed a can of wildflower scented Raid.

"But on the plus side, you won't have to pick up the check."

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'