Date Night Disasters Pillows

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Besides it having no atmosphere, this restaurant seems to have a very bad attitude."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

"It's so romantic here with all these candles!"

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

I'm an investor. My star sign is predator.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

'I was thinking dinner, drinks, an airport security 'pat down' and then call it a night.'

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

"How come I always pick the bastards?"

"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."