Date Night Survivor Pillows

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"He was a real dream date. He passed out during dinner."

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"...then my date shows up early and I'm still covered in mud. So embarrassing."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Film Lovers.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Love Trap

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'Don't even think about it!'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."