Date Night Veteran Pillows

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Do you mind?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

Film Lovers.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

"You and your daft inventions."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Lovers.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."