Date Night Veteran Pillows

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Heart to heart talk.

"You and your daft inventions."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Lovers.

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."