Date Night Entertainer Pillows

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Sharing Drinks.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"My hair didn't turn out right. Here's a link to a photo of how I wanted it to look."

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'Every time she drinks Champagne, the bubbles go right to her head.'

"Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, but. . ."

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"Get whatever you want. My mom's paying."

"Why do you think cool cars are lame?"

'Would you say you lean more to the left?'

'Do you think I'm over-dressed? Its a first date.'

"Taking leftovers home, again?"