Date Night Expert Pillows

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

White Wine Wisdom (6)

'His claim to fame is that he's carbon-neutral.'

Sharing Drinks.

'Every time she drinks Champagne, the bubbles go right to her head.'

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Boyfriend of the Month.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Heart to heart talk.

Romance

"You and your daft inventions."

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."