Date Night Pro Pillows

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I like this place because the waiters are attentive without being obtrusive!'

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

"No pressure but, now that you've got my attention - fascinate me."

'Of Course I'm State-Sanctioned.'

'It will never work between us, Charles. I'm merlot, cabernet, chardonnay and pinot noir. You're a wine cooler.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"You and your daft inventions."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

"You do like octopus?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

So Close..

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You're such a good listener."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Why we need poetry. . .

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Romantic Violinist.

"I love you, you big fool."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'