Date Night Pillows

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

Why we need poetry. . .

"I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said"

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"We succumbed to your hype."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Our special tonight is buy two, get one free. Mind if I join you?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."

"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"Linguini for two?"

"...but you said it was your dream to spend the night in a castle."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

"You liked it in 'The Piano.' "

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

Lovers.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'