Date Night Pillows

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

Why we need poetry. . .

"I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said"

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'Our special tonight is buy two, get one free. Mind if I join you?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"We succumbed to your hype."

"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."

"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."

'They were all out of roses.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Linguini for two?"

"...but you said it was your dream to spend the night in a castle."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'