Date Night Pro Gifts

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I like this place because the waiters are attentive without being obtrusive!'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

How carried away can we get in this restaurant before the waiter says, "Get a room!"? Menu. ? ?

"No pressure but, now that you've got my attention - fascinate me."

'Of Course I'm State-Sanctioned.'

'It will never work between us, Charles. I'm merlot, cabernet, chardonnay and pinot noir. You're a wine cooler.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"You and your daft inventions."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You do like octopus?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

So Close..

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You're such a good listener."

Sauvignon Bonk

Why we need poetry. . .

Romantic Violinist.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Try to guess the continent dining...